The mother Hormones..

So what I believe is that after being pregnant, your body has changed, MEANING...your hormones never go back the same, you're fat, annnnnnnnnd you're fat. Unless your one of those lucky bizznatches who stay skinny forever, and if you are just know I secretly flip you off whenever you're looking away! Haha-

Anyway- my whole point of this blog is basically to let you know how annoyed I get of my husband. He can crack a joke that isn't funny, and I'll get mad.....Or he can ask if I wanted the last slice of pizza, and I'll cry because only the fat person wants the last slice of pizza. I'll tell him who my celeb crush is, and when I ask for his, and he says Megan Fox, I throw the pillow and blanket on the floor, and ask him if he still thinks she's hot. I know, I know, most times I do bring it on to myself, but I guess because we're always together, he just annoys me! Lol, I figured that's normal in every marriage. The true ingredient to love is pure annoyingness! The one you can't stand the most, is the one you can't live without!

So, he may grind the heck outta my gears, but he's still my favorite person to be around, and mad at. All because I know he can take it. I love my man, and I know he loves his super psycho wife :)