i went to a parlay last night, and it was cool, everyone having a great time, living life to the fullest-awesome, UNTIL:this guy walks in, pants unbuttoned, holding on to his-yeaaahh, walks in to the room and yells, WHO WANTS IT?!im like, REALLLYYY?are you kidding me right now?but he wasnt, ooohh he was serious. he walked up to every single girl, and spit the same game, what was even more sad was that girls fell for it!three girls all went into the bathroom with him, and heaven forbid, i can only imagine what was going on.im saying to myself, thats only one guy, i mean-theres other fishes in the sea right?WRONG!i walk out, and see another dude that just finished macking on some other girl grab my hand and ask, whats your style? okay stupid me answers,"the good style." OMG, wth is that suppose to mean?hahahaha, then he goes, oh yeah, me too!hahahahahahahaha!anyway-the girl he was with just stares and is like, he's mine, BLAH BLAH BLAH!i look at her and start laughing, YOU REALLY THINK I WANNA DO YOUR 5'0 foot tall BF?!BWAHAHAHA!anyway, i keep walking, outside to see where my friends at, only to find out that she was with some dude.hoiii, by now i was like, i shouldve talked to the 5'0 tall guy to keep me company!hahahaha, BUT NO WORRIES i didnt!
anyway-i walk to my friends car because she asked me to get the case, and her box of stoges, and see a handsome guy, chillin with two other guys by my friends car. so what do i do?play the "im so drunk, i need help getting stuff out of my car," move. i walk towards em and go, hey i need help bringing some stuff into the house, can you help me?he says yes, then grabs the case, and we start walking back. YES i FINALLY HAVE A BUDDY!hahahahahahahaha, im asking him how he knows so and so, and how come hes just chillin outside.hes like too much creeps in there, and all-im like okay im gonna take this in and come out and chill with you guys. he didnt mind. i put the case down then run outside, he was still there. im like aweee, hottie with a body!long hair dont care!hahaha, but he was like the sweetest thing!i wanted to rape him already!hahaha, just kidding....kinda hahahaha, but anyway-his friends were gonna go get another case and he stayed, and asked to go walk around?i didnt even hesitate and yelled YEAH!hahaha, we walk, and talk, and stop, and do all of that!hahaha, anyway-im going in for it when he pulls out his phone cuhz his girl is calling!OH HELL NO!OHHHH HEEEEELLLLLLLL NOOOOOOO!hes like telling me to shhhhhuuusshh and all, im like HELL NO, KICK ROCKS!and walk away-he comes right back and was all like, dont trip i just broke up with her over the fone!BWAHAHAHA, im not stupid-i wasnt born yesterday dumbass!!I MEAN COME ON, at least turn your phone off!hahaha, no im kidding, but dont get into a relationship if ya cant be loyal!SERIOUSLY!thats one thing i CANNOT stand, is when you cheat on your bf/gf! anyway-i just told him that he needs to stop playing stupid!i did ask him if he had a girl earlier, he said no-dont be soo sure to always take there word for it!UGH!
SERIOUSLY GUYS-dont be dumb, if ya got a boo-be true to her, i mean-same goes for girls, and if ya cant be tied down, dont get into one ANYWAY!i know not all guys arent the same, but after last night-i really only see guys as all being the same. ugh-thats my blog for Saturday-
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